Knowing full well that I'll be lucky to have two people read this in its lifetime, I'll begin. Cue introduction.....

Hey (quick smile)
I'm Jack. 14. Pretty tall. I play basketball for a team. The league's website is www.cvlbasketball.co.uk if you're interested. Wait...who the hell am I talking to? In all honesty this will probably never ever be read by anybody but me...

...yay?

Um..bye?